Having made a quiet determination to declutter the house I attacked the task with my usual Aries fervour. Whilst clearing out youngest daughter's room I accidentally stepped on one of her toys and the following then took place.
Toy - Welcome. Let's play peekaboo
Me.- Peekaboo ko. Peekabat ni. I beg shut up my friend.
Toy - Peekaboo I can see you.
Me - You can't see jack as you are lying face down and you are literally talking out of your arse.
Toy - I'm going to count to ten.
Me - You can count to a hundred if you like but you still won't see me or find me. Olodo.
Toy - Still counting.
Me - Still muttering profanities and abuse at the little yellow plastic toy dolly thing.
It then occurs to me that maybe I have been spending too much time at home and need to get back into an office environment.
What a way to start the week. Hmmm.?
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Come, oga if they sack me for work-you're responsible- this was so funny
Lol!
Still chuckling as I type this. Is the toy still in the house or has it been consigned to the bin in the decluttering process. I do talk to inanimate objects all the time. They say it's the first sign of madness. I say first sign! Pah, they missed all the other signs.
I see the declutter bug is in the air. In the process of ordering a skip, it's that bad.
Lol!! x
Sometimes I catch my hubby humming the tune of Dora the Explorer or 54 Zoo Lane!! The joys of parenthood kinda turns our brains to mush!
I really need to declutter too. :-(
LOLLLL...just think of what she would do if she caught her daddy doing "peek-a-boo" with the toy her daddy bought for her...
The de-clutter bug is in the air, for real. Garage sale this weekend. Wish us luck!
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